Comments on: I hate English Majors http://www.pageofguh.org/random/288 sublime lemons Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:13:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: ken-ichi http://www.pageofguh.org/random/288/comment-page-1#comment-99 ken-ichi Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.pageofguh.org/random/288#comment-99 My inner Dave broke free for an evening. I also spent 14 hours playing Diablo II without urinating, did ungodly things to a stuffed whale, a-a-a-a-a-and told endless, repetetive stories about my hilarious highschool hijinks while impersonating Marek Demianski. My inner Dave broke free for an evening. I also spent 14 hours playing Diablo II without urinating, did ungodly things to a stuffed whale, a-a-a-a-a-and told endless, repetetive stories about my hilarious highschool hijinks while impersonating Marek Demianski.

]]> By: BMay http://www.pageofguh.org/random/288/comment-page-1#comment-100 BMay Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.pageofguh.org/random/288#comment-100 Was this poem ghost-written by Dave, or has he won another convert to his life philosophy? Was this poem ghost-written by Dave, or has he won another convert to his life philosophy?

]]> By: Overand http://www.pageofguh.org/random/288/comment-page-1#comment-101 Overand Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.pageofguh.org/random/288#comment-101 i am a slave <br /> in chains of dollar bills <br /> my bonds are <i>federal issue</i> <br /> <br /> ...heh. i am a slave

in chains of dollar bills

my bonds are federal issue

…heh.

]]> By: booboo http://www.pageofguh.org/random/288/comment-page-1#comment-102 booboo Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 http://www.pageofguh.org/random/288#comment-102 a) 14 hours is much longer than an evening <br /> b) you don't have a stuffed whale to masterbate with <br /> c) I do not and have never masterbated with Booboo <br /> d) while english majors are stupid, I don't try to be an english major to demonstrate how stupid they are. You see, I much prefer the method of forceful opinions, such as: <br /> <br /> Dave: Andy, English is stupid <br /> Andy: No, it is clearly show in lit-rit-ture by Benjamin Franklin and Moby Dick that English is good. <br /> Dave: No, you're wrong. I win. <br /> Andy: No I'm right <br /> Dave: Nope, this arguement is over, English sucks. <br /> Andy: That's ridiculous, it's completely arbitrary. <br /> Dave: No it's not, English is clearly stupid. <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> . <br /> ad infinitum 'till exhaustum englishum majorus a) 14 hours is much longer than an evening

b) you don’t have a stuffed whale to masterbate with

c) I do not and have never masterbated with Booboo

d) while english majors are stupid, I don’t try to be an english major to demonstrate how stupid they are. You see, I much prefer the method of forceful opinions, such as:

Dave: Andy, English is stupid

Andy: No, it is clearly show in lit-rit-ture by Benjamin Franklin and Moby Dick that English is good.

Dave: No, you’re wrong. I win.

Andy: No I’m right

Dave: Nope, this arguement is over, English sucks.

Andy: That’s ridiculous, it’s completely arbitrary.

Dave: No it’s not, English is clearly stupid.

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ad infinitum ’till exhaustum englishum majorus

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