MONEY SO I WAS LYING

Money

So I was lying in bed last night at around 1 am, and the CD I had been listening jad run out of tunes to feed me with, so flipped on the radio. Luckily, they were plaing an enjoyab;e song. Then the song stopped. I was feeling pretty good, pretty pewaceful. And then there were commercials. That pissed me off on a new level. How dare these morons interup my peaceful state with there commercial tripe?! Must Amerca’s corporate money grubbing elite infiltrate every level of my existence?! All day long I’m bombarded with TV ads, billboards, five page fold out car ads in Time magazine, sponsered web pages with those idiotic cache consuming moving gifs advertising some schmoe’s idea of a worthy product or service. So at one in the morning, when all I want is a little soothing music to sing me to sleep, and I turn on the radio (which is supposed to be playing music), I don’t want to hear a goddamn beer commercial!!