HEY, THERE ACCIDENTALLY ARRIVED READER.

hey, there accidentally arrived reader. are you dissatisfied with your toilet seat? is it not as comfortable as you might wish? have you been to japan, tried there toilet seats and become jealous? well, guess what! now there’s a toilet seat for you!! yes this multi-function toilet seat puts you in control, with a handy, easy to reach side panel to control all this wonderful toilet seats many uses. want to know what i’m talking about? well then, head on over to http://www.sandman.com/intimst.html and discover your toilet seat destiny.

p.s.- these things really do exist in the common japanese household. frightening, eh?