STEP INTO MADNESS

We are big fans of Christmas in this house. And when I say big, I mean Voltron big. Gigantor big. For some years I’ve been wrapping my sister’s gift in increasingly elaborate structures. First their was a bazooka, then a strange golden urchin/starburst, then what was only described as “a butt with antlers.” Last year Tomio did likewise and I felt so deflated I didn’t bother. This year the practice was enforced by sororal decree. Against such a proclamation, their can be no protest, no appeal. Hence, gift armor.

Anyway, I hope you’re all enjoying a great Christmas, or at least enjoying the day off, or at least enjoying a good laugh or a good eye-roll at all the mad Christians and agnostics-from-Christian-backgrounds. I know I am doing all these things.