QUINTESSENT CUPAJOE (OR COMPLETE NERVOUS BLOGDOWN)

What makes a perfect coffee shop? I spend much more time in coffee houses out here than I did back East, and have grown to love them. Consequently, my disappointment in substandard establishments has become more acute. What makes a good coffee place for you? Here are my exacting standards.

Agh!

God I hate blogs, especially mine. I so thought this was interesting like 2 days ago when I drafted it. This is 10-year-old girl material. Or bad women’s mag material. Next I’ll be writing about 19 different ways to please your man while making creme brule. Maybe I’ll rewrite this as a comic and then it’ll be interesting. HAHAHAHA, oh, man, I seriously believed that for a sec. Seriously, I need some kind of theme here. This thing has become far, far too quotidian. There must be rules, guidelines. Or not. I’ll think more about this tomorrow. But I’m hitting Publish anyway! Yay internet!