HERE’S A THOUGHT FOR ALL

here’s a thought for all you allergy sufferers: mucus tubes. i envision them attatching half way up your nose on the outside, and somehow capturing the floods of mucus that imbue the heads of people like me at this time of year. the mucus could flow down the tubes into little catch bottles or something, maybe attatched to a belt. or, if you’re really sick, you could get pump attatchments for the ends of the tubes and spray mucus at people like a squirt gun. you’d be getting rid of you mucus build-ups and having fun!!