WHAT IS WITH THIS WEATHER?!?

what is with this weather?!? i was outside in tevas today! TEVAS!! i want some bloody snow and sleet and hail and howling winds that cut the flesh! i want temperatures approaching 0 degrees Kelvin, and i want the only animals alive to be a pack of savage, starved wolverines waiting by my front door waiting for me to go to the bus stop so they can tear off a steaming hunk of leg or arm before i make it to the bus. that’s december, not this piddly little 60 degree, sparrows-chirpping, flowers-blloming piece of freakish weather we’re getting now.