OH TYCHO

Apparently people who bought [Half-Life 2] at retail had some trouble getting their copies running right, it was fixed shortly thereafter. I’m given to understand that people who ride horses to work or in other ways live their lives discordant with science and reason also suffer because of their strict adherence to anachronism. Get with the fucking program. Stop mixing those specious folk remedies and download your games directly from the Intertron.

Tycho from Penny Arcade

Tycho writes the funniest stuff I read on a regular basis, hands down.