NEW WORKSTATION

Shee-it, y’all need to be checkin’ out my fly new workstation. Dayomn! Wit’ mah wireless internet flowin’, ain’t nothin’ goin’ distract me from mah priz-0n in dat corner. I’m talkin’ tricked out overhead light, a water heater bigger than that fiiiine-ass momma o’ yo’s, and, das right, yo’ eyes ain’t playin’ no tricks: linoleum flooring. Oh what, you think I’m-a gonna get cold? Damn fool, di’n't you see that dee-lux heat vent right next to my pimped out machine? Now lemme show you sum’n special, a little bit of custom work I had done special. You see that cardboard box right there, the one wit’ da paper inside das all scrunched up? Yeeah, dat shit be ergonomic, suckah!! Shee-it!!