L’ABSURDITÉ

I’m sitting here, alone, at work, scrolling down Slashdot, when I see that North Korea has declared previously hypothetical nuclear arms to be regrettably unhypothetical. This fills about 30% of me with genuine sadness, exacerbated slightly the better part of a double Americano coursing through my brain. Approximately 7 seconds later, I scroll down a little more to find that Battlestar Galactica has been renewed for another season, and 100% of me is filled with utter glee as I throw up my hands and cry out for joy.

If there is a God, she’s probably planning on nuking me on the night of the second season premier.