TEN THINGS I HAVE DONE THAT OTHERS PROBABLY HAVEN’T

See, at first I thought I couldn’t do this, but now I realize I can! I am a special snowflake!

1. Found an adult Marbled Salamander

2. Removed mushrooms growing in my shower

3. Tripped over my own squash racquet during play and smashed into a wall

4. Hooked a girl in the mouth while fishing

5. Received a mid-summer email from a professor who, after reading my class review form (which I signed), took it upon herself to inform me that I was “arrogant” and that “time will take care of that.”

6. Had a light-saber duel before a theater full of Star Wars fans waiting to see Episode I

7. Believed in God because I caught 5 snakes and 3 frogs on the day of my First Communion

8. Maintained a consistently updated web site for 8 consecutive years

9. Painted 40 small pictures of people vomiting

10. Had a dream in which I murdered a good friend by breaking his neck.